Celebrate Another Year Around the Sun with These 100 LOL-Worthy Birthday Jokes (2022)

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Getting old is inevitable, so you might as well make a few birthday jokes and laugh about it! These birthday jokes are guaranteed to make people giggle, no matter what age they're turning.

Whether you're looking for a funny birthday joke to write in a card or want to text your friend something silly on their birthday, this list of good birthday jokes will help you celebrate the occasion and spread humor in the best way possible.

From funny birthday sayings to bday jokes about cakes, candles, presents and everything in between, make the birthday girl or boy's day even more fun by picking out one of these 100 birthday jokes to share with them on their big day.

Birthday Jokes

1. Did you hear about the tree’s birthday party?

Things got pretty sappy!

2. What does a clam do on his birthday?

It shellebrates!

3. What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons?

Pop music.

4. Why do some people get heartburn every time they eat birthday cake?

They always forget to take off the candles.

5.What does it mean if no one shows up to your birthday party?

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You can have your cake and eat it, too

6. What do monsters serve at their birthday parties?

I scream cake.

7. Why are birthdays good for your health?

Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays actually live longer.

8. What's something you get for your birthday every year, aside from cake and presents?

Another year older.

9. Didyou hear about the birthdaycandle sale?

It was a big blowout!

10. Why did the birthday girl feel so warm at her birthday party?

People kept toasting her!

11. Why did the boy soap as a birthday present?

Because it was a soaprize party!

12.Why is it a good idea to become friends with babies?

It means you'll get free cake once a year on their birthday for the rest of your life.

13. How come you didn't get me a birthday present?

You did say I should surprise you, right?

14. What was the elephant's birthday wish?

A trunk full of gifts.

15. What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like?

I scream cake.

16. What's the fanciest kind of birthday party you can throw for a dog?

A ball.

17. What do you get a hunter as a birthday present?

A birthday pheasant.

18. Why was the birthday cake hard as a rock?

It was a marble cake.

19. Why did the woman celebrate her birthday for only 30 seconds?

It was her 32nd birthday.

20. What should you give a dragon for its birthday?

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I’m not sure, but you'd better hope he’ll like it!

21. Why do all of my relatives keep remindingme how old I am on my birthday?

Because age is a relative thing.

22. Why couldn't the pony sing happy birthday?

She was feeling a little hoarse.

23. What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

24. What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?

Hoppy Birthday!

25.What’s the best way to remember your wife's birthday?

Forget it once.

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26. What should you say to a fish on its birthday?

Hope you have a fin-tastic birthday!

27. Why is a birthday cake like playing baseball?

They both need batters.

28. How can you tell if a birthday cake is sad?

If it's in tiers.

29. What did the cake say to the birthday girl?

You wanna piece of me?

30. What is no cat birthday party complete without?

Mewsic.

31. Why does the room get brighter on your birthday every year?

All of the candles on your birthday cake light things up!

32. What do you call a sick birthday cake?

Coughee cake

33. What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?

Angel food cake.

34. When is a birthday cake similar to a golf ball?

When it's sliced.

35. What did the fork ask the sad birthday cake?

"What's eating you up?"

36. Why do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays once every four years?

They only get to celebrate them on leap years.

37. What did one spouse say to the other when they started doing dishes on their birthday?

"You really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday! You can just do them tomorrow."

38. Why don't kids remember much about their past birthday parties?

They're too focused on the present.

39. What did the horse wish for on its birthday?

A stable economy.

40.Why did the birthday boy smash his cake with a hammer?

Because it was a pound cake.

41. Does one type of birthday candle burn longer than another?

No, they all burn shorter.

42. Why do candles have such a good time at birthday parties?

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They love getting lit!

43. What did the hippie to her birthday party guests while she was serving cake?

May piece be with you.

44. Which side is the left side of a birthday cake?

The side that hasn't been eaten yet.

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45.What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays just light you up?"

46. Why was the pig in the kitchen on its birthday?

He was bacon himself a birthday cake.

47. Was anyone famous born on your birthday?

No, just a bunch of babies.

48. Why do people put candles on top of birthday cakes?

Because you can't put them on the bottom.

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49. Whycouldn't the science teacher come up with a good birthday joke?

Because all of the good ones Argon.

50. Why was the soccer player upset on his birthday?

Someone gave him a red card.

51. What happens when a husband asks his wife for a Segway as his birthday present?

She just changes the topic.

52. Why do tennis balls whisper happy birthday to each other?

They don't want to make a racquet.

53. Did you hear what happened between sugar and cream at the birthday party?

It was the icing on the cake.

54. What is Elsa from Frozen's favorite part of a birthday cake?

The icing.

55. Where do kids get ice cream cakes on their birthday?

At sundae school.

56. How do you know when you're officially old?

When it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. Happy birthday!

57. What does every birthday end with?

The letter Y.

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58. Why should you put your birthday cake in the freezer before the party?

To give it more ice-ing.

59. What didn't the teddy bear eat cake on its birthday?

He was already stuffed!

60. What did the snowman say to the birthday girl?

Have an ice day!

61. What do cats like to eat with their birthday cakes?

Mice cream.

62. What should you say if someone gives you dirt or sand on your birthday?

" I appreciate the sediment."

63. Why couldn't the knot go to his friend's birthday party?

He was all tied up.

64. How old was the caveman on his birthday?

Stone Age

65. Why did the cupcake go to the doctor?

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It was feeling crumby.

66. What kind of birthday cake will you find in the garbage?

A stomach-cake!

67. What did the pirate say on this 80th birthday party?

Aye-matey!

68. What is Moby Dick's favorite way to celebrate his birthday?

By having a whale of a party.

69. What's a sure sign you're getting older?

When you and your teeth don’t sleep together.

70. What did one lion say to the other on its birthday?

Yay, it's roar birthday!

71. What is a bee's favorite day of the year?

It's bee-day!

72. What did the boy say when his parents hired a clown for his birthday party?

Thanks, I really appreciate the jester.

73. Where can you find the best birthday present ideas for cats?

In cat-alogues.

74. What kind of birthday cake should you get a coffee lover?

A choco-latte cake.

75. What will happen if you invite a thief to your birthday party?

They will take the cake!

76. What do cows sing at birthday parties?

"Happy Birthday to mooooo!"

77. What did one frog say to the other on its birthday?

"Hope your birthday is toad-ally awesome!"

78. What food can someone blow on, but everyone stillwants to eat?

A birthday cake.

79. How do you know you're no longer a spring chicken?

Because your birthday is in autumn.

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80. What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a present for his birthday?

Thanks, I’ll never part with it.

81. What getsbetter with every birthday?

Wine—and you!

82. What did the toilet paper do when his friends threw him a surprise birthday party?

He just rolled with it.

83. What's the best thing to say to a cheese-lover on their birthday?

Hap-brie birthday!

84. What did one chicken say to the other on its birthday?

"I hope you have anegg-cellent birthday!"

85.How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?

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They relish the moment.

86. Why didn't cavemen send birthday cards?

The amount of postage needed to mail rocks got too expensive.

87. What should you say to a birthday girl or guy who's worried about turning older?

Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long.

88. How do you know when you're getting too old?

When the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

89. What birthday present is guaranteed to make anyone's face light up?

A light bulb.

90. What did the 99-year-old wish for on their birthday?

To be younger!

91. What did the ocean say to the birthday boy?

Nothing, it just waved.

92. What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?

You’re so cool!

93. What do you get when you eat an entire birthday cake?

A stomach ache.

94. What type of birthday celebration only happens in the bathroom?

A birthday potty!

95. What did the basketball player do before blowing out his birthday cake?

He made a swish.

96. What did one pea say to the other on its birthday?

Ha pea birthday!

97. What do computers want for their birthdays?

An upgrade.

98. Why don't owls give each other birthday gifts?

Because they don’t give a hoot!

99. Why doesn't Dracula like hosting birthday parties?

He says planing them is a pain in the neck.

100. How does a tea bag wish its friend happy birthday?

Happy birthday, best tea!

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FAQs

How do you say happy birthday around the sun? ›

Cheers to another trip around the sun – happy birthday! Hoping your birthday is extra sweet. Sending you happy, dancing, confetti-popping, cake-filled birthday wishes!

What is a fun way to say happy birthday? ›

Here are some wishes to make your friends laugh on their birthday. You don't look a day over 50! Enjoy your old age 😀 Happy Birthday, Buddy! On your birthday, make cakes and not war, I wish you a Happy Birthday!

Is a birthday Another year around the sun? ›

A birthday represents a lap around the sun — 365 Earth days, or 8,760 hours.

What is the best short message for birthday? ›

Short & Sweet Birthday Messages
  • “The day is all yours — have fun!”
  • “Happy birthday to my ride or die. ...
  • “Thinking of you on your birthday and wishing you everything happy.”
  • “Best wishes on your birthday – may you have many, many more.”
  • “Cheers to you for another trip around the sun!”
  • “Today is about you. ...
  • “Happy birthday!
7 Jan 2022

How do you say thank you to all birthday wishes? ›

Thank You Messages for Birthday Wishes Over Text
  1. Thank you so much for all over the birthday texts! ...
  2. Waking up to birthday texts made my heart so full. ...
  3. I am so grateful to have people that will text me happy birthday. ...
  4. Thank you for the birthday text! ...
  5. I love all of the texts I received wishing me happy birthday.
11 Mar 2022

Why do people say another year around the sun? ›

A new year starts when Earth has made one orbit around the Sun. This takes roughly 365 days, so every new year on the last day of December, we are at the same location around the Sun as last year.

How do I say happy birthday in slang? ›

HBD is an acronym for Happy Birthday. It's often seen as a lazy way of messaging someone on their birthday.

What is a unique way to wish your best friend? ›

Wishing you many more years of good health and prosperity. Thank you for living your life in a way that makes every day worth celebrating. Happiest of birthdays! Even though celebrations might look a bit different this year, you're always the life of the party—over Zoom, and all.

What should I Caption my birthday photo? ›

Birthday Captions For Instagram Selfies
  • Hold on to your inner child as you grow older.
  • Hugs, kisses and lots of birthday wishes!
  • Today is a great day cause it's my birthday!
  • Making my years count instead of counting the years.
  • I hope the birthday cake is as sweet as me.
  • On this day, a queen was born.
23 Sept 2022

How do you write a heart touching birthday? ›

Wishing you a very happy birthday! The Strength You Carry Within Touches My Soul Too, So On Your Very Special Day, I Wish You The Universe Of Happiness, A Very Happy Birthday. Someone as special as you deserve happiness every single day, but even more so on your birthday.

How can I thank my friends for making my birthday special? ›

Thank you all for making me feel like a queen on my birthday. Every single birthday wish was special to me. Thank you so much for the birthday wishes. Hearing from so many family members and friends makes me feel grateful for all the wonderful people in my life.

How do you say thank you and appreciation? ›

Personal thank you
  1. I appreciate you!
  2. You are the best.
  3. I appreciate your help so much.
  4. I'm grateful to you.
  5. I wanted to thank you for your help.
  6. I value the help you've given me.
  7. I am so thankful for you in my life.
  8. Thanks for the support.

How do you say thank you after receiving birthday gift? ›

What to Write in a Birthday Thank You Card
  1. Thank you for thinking of me on my special day.
  2. I can't wait to use my new gift!
  3. I couldn't have picked out a better gift for myself if I tried.
  4. You knew exactly what I wanted.
  5. You know me so well, what a precious gift!
  6. Your thoughtfulness is a gift.
  7. You made my day!
13 May 2022

What should I Caption a birthday post for myself? ›

Instagram Birthday Captions for Yourself
  • Would it really be my birthday if I didn't take a selfie?
  • On this day a star was born.
  • National me day.
  • It's my birthday and that's the tea.
  • Making my years count instead of counting the years.
  • Live your life and forget your age.
  • This is the year my dreams come true.
23 Mar 2022

What is one trip around the sun called? ›

YEAR. and. ORBIT. the orbit is the path in space that goes around the sun, it is usually oval shape. the year is the time that the trip takes, to go along the orbit.

How do you wish your best friends heart touching your birthday? ›

Today I celebrate you and all the joy you bring into my life. I love and cherish you today and always. I wish everyone could be as lucky as me to find a friend who is as caring, loving and special as you. Happy birthday, BFF.

How do British say happy birthday? ›

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Should I text or call happy birthday? ›

If you are close enough to text a few times a week, then a text is the minimum of what you should do. If you talk on the phone, like people did in the days of yore, then you need to call.

Is it correct to say a very happy birthday? ›

Is this correct: “Wishing you a very happy birthday”? Yes, it is correct.

What is the full form of birthday? ›

BIRTHDAY. B- be yourself I- Invite new challenges R- Remember past achievements T- Trust your judgments H- Have faith in your abilities D- Desire only the best A- Affirm your strengths Y- You're got what it takes.

How can I make my friend feel special on her birthday? ›

7 Best Ways to Make a Friend feel Loved on Their Birthday
  1. Call your friend and song a song: ...
  2. Send birthday messages with beautiful quotes and wishes: ...
  3. Have some of your friends call or text them: ...
  4. Send over some gifts: ...
  5. Plan a surprise party or event: ...
  6. Fulfill one of their wishes if you can:

How do I wish my best friend a happy birthday on Whatsapp? ›

May this day bring a lot of smiles and happiness to you, my dear friend. Wishing you a great and grand birthday! You celebrate this day as your birthday and I shall celebrate our friendship at the same time. Hope you have a great birthday, my friend!

What should I Caption my friends birthday post? ›

Happy Birthday Caption for Friend
  • Woohoo! ...
  • Happy Birthday. ...
  • Through thick and thin, you were always there for me. ...
  • I want to wish you all the love and happiness in the world, all of which you deserve. ...
  • The best gift is the gift of friendship. ...
  • Happy birthday. ...
  • Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know.

What to say when it's my birthday? ›

"Today is a great day cause it's my birthday!" "Birthdays are incomplete without the ones who love and care for you." "Live your life and forget your age." "This is my year of dreams coming true."

What should I Caption my late birthday post? ›

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  • "Happy belated birthday, bestie!"
  • "Stay in your birthday magic, babe."
  • "Let's celebrate every day like it's your birthday."
  • "Missed your birthday yesterday, missing you always."
  • "Can we pretend this birthday post was on time?"
3 Feb 2020

What is the best birthday prayer? ›

May God bless you on your birthday, and always. Happy birthday to you! Today I celebrate the life that God has given you, and give thanks to Him for the many blessings you bring to my life. May the LORD bless you on your birthday, and may your day be filled with joy and your year full of many blessings.

What is the best love message for birthday? ›

I am wishing the most incredible birthday today to my beautiful lover! You are quite simply the most gorgeous, caring, sweetest person I have ever met, and I wish only happiness for you today and evermore! Happy birthday! I love you with all my heart, my dear!

How do you wish someone a special person? ›

I hope today brings you as much happiness as you bring to everyone else, each and every day. You are a beautiful person inside and out, and deserve nothing but the very best today and always. Wishing you many years of joy and love, my dear friend! Many happy returns to you!

Why do we wish everyone a birthday? ›

Answer. Answer: Because it is a special day, we love them and want them to have a good year and to live to the next one in the best way possible. It's just customary, but it's a nice custom.

What is a trip around the sun called? ›

The motion around the sun along its orbit is called a revolution. The amount of time it takes for a single trip around the sun is called a period of revolution. The period for the Earth to revolve around the sun is 365.24 days or one year.

What does the phrase a trip around the sun mean? ›

something which is very unlikely. some task or activity or anything which is impossible to achieve. something which is never going to happen.

What does trip around the sun mean? ›

two words that both mean a trip around the sun are. YEAR. and. ORBIT. the orbit is the path in space that goes around the sun, it is usually oval shape.

What should I Caption my birthday photo? ›

Birthday Captions For Instagram Selfies
  • Hold on to your inner child as you grow older.
  • Hugs, kisses and lots of birthday wishes!
  • Today is a great day cause it's my birthday!
  • Making my years count instead of counting the years.
  • I hope the birthday cake is as sweet as me.
  • On this day, a queen was born.
23 Sept 2022

Is a birthday a rotation around the Sun? ›

Does Earth come back to the same spot on your birthday? - YouTube

How long is a trip around the Sun? ›

Why is that considered a year? Well, 365 days is about how long it takes for Earth to orbit all the way around the Sun one time.

Does the Sun move? ›

The Sun spins or rotates on its axis in the same direction as Earth (counterclockwise, when looking down from the north pole). Because it is a gas, it does not rotate like a solid. Different sections rotate at different speeds! The Sun actually spins faster at its equator than at its poles.

What is the famous line of the sun? ›

The Sun illuminates only the eyes of the man but shines into the eye and the heart of the child. A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love. I've found that there is always some beauty left - in Nature, sunshine, freedom, in yourself; these can all help you. The Sun is the giver of life.

Does one year equal a trip around the sun? ›

The revolution of the earth around the sun is how we define the year. A year is the time it takes the earth to make one revolution - a little over 365 days.

What is the meaning of follow the sun? ›

The traditional “follow the sun” model is a type of global workflow in which issues can be handled by and passed between offices in different time zones, increasing responsiveness and reducing delays.

What does Happy solar return mean? ›

Don't wish people "many happy returns of the day", wish them a happy solar return - the day the sun returns to the position in the sky it was in when you were born. Derek Parker, Mosman. You are wishing them that their birthday will "return" again - many times i.e. that they will have a long life.

What month are we closest to the sun? ›

Many people believe that the temperature changes because the Earth is closer to the sun in summer and farther from the sun in winter. In fact, the Earth is farthest from the sun in July and is closest to the sun in January!

What is the closest point to the sun? ›

Perihelion is the point of the Earth's orbit that is nearest to the Sun.

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